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Ph.D candidate in geophysics, social media maven, nosy gossip monger, and pop culture addict. Fickle commitment-phobe that rarely dates anyone for more than a month or two, and a petty little shit. Attended undergrad in the UK, where he met (and maybe hooked up with? unsure) Liam Clarent. Went back to the US for his Ph.D and was delighted to run into Liam again a couple years later. Has been in an extremely annoying on-again-off-again relationship (or 'relationship', depending on who you ask) for the better part of a year.

Has 500 cousins and a mini schnauzer named Eevee.